sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

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Recently got a job working with kids, for the first time I’ve had to apply sun screen on a white child, was a weird experience to say the least. One child never put any on and went hella red. So happy with my beautiful black skin

kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.



callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

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asgardian-impala:

THIS IS THE SMOOTHEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HTE FRICK

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emilythefitblr:

qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

but imagine walking down the stairs and seeing this

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